It’s two weeks until pay day and I have no cash (again). I keep seeing these stories about people with disposable income. Is it possible they are disposing of mine while they are at it ?
I believe there is a culprit. A strange money eating beast that can sneak into your bank account and snaffle all that it finds. The only mark it leaves is a little sign saying direct debit on your statement….
This beast must be related to the monster that jumps into your wallet the night you are going up town drinking. No matter how much cash you take with you, there is never any left in the morning when you wake up. If you are unlucky enough to have a very nasty ‘money monster’ you may have to visit the bank again half way through the evening!
money monster? never go out drinking with william mac (paties road, edinburgh). empties your wallet faster than his always bulging sacks.