Not long back from a week in France. Highlights included touring about in a little hired Citroen which threw itself around the Alps with a shrug and a few whines & sitting watching the sun go down while drinking bottles of wine that cost about a pound-fifty.
Top three reasons why I want to move to France:
1) It is cheaper in France to buy a bottle of wine than a bottle of Coke.
2) Croissants, Pain au Chocolat, baguettes (never the same if bought in Tesco and not Leclerc or Intermarche)
3) In a week long tour, we did not see an ugly woman. I think the French have been secretly genetically modifying their female population to ensure they are all beautiful. Either that, or they’ve been sending the mingers to live in Paisley…
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